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The Vet and the N00b...Game On! by UhzeNostrom117 The Vet and the N00b...Game On! by UhzeNostrom117
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:iconhorror107341:: Alex: I'm so fired up lets do,*Gets a b#tch slap to the face*

:iconuhzenostrom117:: Uhze 'Nostrom: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT COPYING MY LINE! >B/

*Scenery 1-Battlefield Skills*

*Uhze and Alex back-to-back*

:iconuhzenostrom117:: Uhze 'Nostrom: *Reloads his Assault Rifle*

:iconhorror107341:: Alex: *Pulls out the Frag Grenades pin with a shock face*

*Both Stare at a horde of Dark Krosheets coming towards them with a Lich and two Phantoms inbound*

:iconuhzenostrom117:: Uhze 'Nostrom: *Smirks* Watch and Learn from the big boys...

*Uhze sprints towards the battlefield, taking out eight Dark Krosheets with his Assault Rifle, switches towards his Scattershot to take out three more and eventually switches towards his Crimson Energy Sword and defeats five Dark Krosheet Zealots and one Dark Krosheet Vanguard. The Lich and the Phantoms show up and fire particles which misses Uhze as he sprints towards the Rocket Hogs turret takes out its engines while it begins spin around uncontrollably to one point accidentally hitting the two Phantoms(Which one crashed towards a building and the other crashed onto the streets)as it crashes towards a Dark Krosheet Wraith Barrage settlement*

:iconhorror107341:: Alex: *Stares in amazement* Awesome! 8D *Jumps down and shoots several Dark Krosheets maniacally* RRAAUUGGHHH >BD *Spam-nade grenades until stepping on a Trip Mine* Aw come on. *Blows up*

:iconuhzenostrom117:: Uhze 'Nostrom: Ouch O_e...

*Scenery 2-Sniper Bay*

*Both Uhze and Alex spot a Dark Krosheet Sniper, Alex's grows a grin and switches towards a Rocket Rifle*

:iconhorror107341:: Alex: Yes. *Aims Rocket Launcher at Sniper Dark Krosheet*

:iconuhzenostrom117:: Uhze 'Nostrom: Wait No-

:iconhorror107341:: Alex: YES! >BD *Fires the Rocket Launcher*

*Building side blows up, making two Phantoms to come across it*

:iconuhzenostrom117:: Uhze 'Nostrom: *Frowns*

:iconhorror107341:: Alex: Should have used a Knife? ^^;

*Scenery 3-Watching and Learning from the Vet*

*Both Uhze and Alex hide behind a barricade while Dark Krosheets continued to fire back*

:iconuhzenostrom117:: Uhze 'Nostrom: *Points a Assault Rifle Ammo Slot at Alex* Watch and Learn!

*Both Alex and Uhze reload, grabbing hold of their grenades as they pull the pin together and throw it at the Dark Krosheets, Uhze was the first to pick his head out to take out several Dark Krosheets while Alex watch closely and copies Uhze's style and was able to kill a few Dark Krosheets effectively*

:iconuhzenostrom117:: Uhze 'Nostrom: NOW YOUR GETTIN IT NOOB! >BD

*Scenery 4-Shuttle Riot*

*Plane shakes around as Uhze grabs hold of his Assault Rifle while floating to take out three Dark Krosheets while Alex got hold of his DMR to be floating upside down with his mouth wide open with pure action*

*Scenery 5-From N00b to Veteran*

*Both Uhze and Alex barricade themselves behind a crashed Pelican*

:iconuhzenostrom117:: Uhze 'Nostrom: *Grabs out a Frag Grenade* Okay here's the pla-

:iconhorror107341:: Alex: Take a break big guy I got this! *Grabs hold of Uhze's grenade and runs out of cover*

*Uhze stares in amazement as Alex effectively taken out several Dark Krosheets with vast precision's of his DMR just to switch towards his Pistol to take out even more Dark Krosheets and eventually tossed the grenade that he took from Uhze at a built up Shade Turret and reports back to Uhze*

:iconhorror107341:: Alex: We're good.

:iconuhzenostrom117:: Uhze 'Nostrom: *Smirks*

*Both Uhze and Alex walk slowly as an explosion arose from behind them with Broadswords, Shortswords and Longswords passing above them, then suddenly a new N00b passes by them and continues to fire crazily*

:iconodst934:: Adrian: WHOA! *Throws a Frag Grenade*

:iconhorror107341:: Alex: Go get'em N00b. >B3

Narrator: Halo Battle-frontier, rated 'M' for Mature...
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Turbofurby Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Is it a parody of The Vet and the N00b from the MW3 commercials?
UhzeNostrom117 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013
Turbofurby Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I knew it!
UhzeNostrom117 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013
Geehee! >XD
Turbofurby Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah and no problem about the fave.
SniperSteve1 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013
I wish I could favorite this twice
UhzeNostrom117 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013
Heheh. X3
Halofollower064 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013  Student General Artist
Really dude... You copied freakin call of duty!
... And made it10 TIMES BETTER!
*walks over to noob*
Dude... You have one ofthebest each era I've ever known on your hands... Pay attention !!!!!!
UhzeNostrom117 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013
Thanks I guess...
Halofollower064 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013  Student General Artist
no probs...
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